Hateful Hegseth

This song is in response to “No Beardos, No Weirdos”: Hegseth Goes on Bizarre Rant to Silent Crowd, in which Pete Hegseth is reported as having said:

No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos. No wimps, no radicals. Just warriors. Just tough, ready, committed troops … the ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in—with testosterone testing on top.

Send me. Send me to fight the redcoats. Send me to fight the Communists. Send me to fight the Islamists. Send me.

By Donald A. Smith, PhD, with help from AI tools.

[Verse]
Hateful Hegseth, hard as stone,
“No quarter! No mercy!” he intones.
Heroes who served for thirty years—
One political purge and they disappear.

[Verse]
Women generals? Show them the door.
Black commanders? Who needs them anymore?
“Merit!” he hollers, pounding the floor,
While deciding which faces fit his war.

[Chorus]
Hateful Hegseth! Heartless Hegseth!
Hear him hammer: “No mercy! No quarter!”
Hostile Hegseth! He-man Hegseth!
Making the Pentagon meaner and harder.

[Verse]
Hear what he hollers: "No fatties! No trannies!  
   No beardos! No weirdos!"
That's the statesmanship of our Trumpian hero.
With testosterone in his blood and hatred in his eyes,
He picks the victims to demean and despise.

[Verse]
He hates the woke, he hates the weak,
He hates the journalists when they speak.
He hates the gays, he hates non-Christians.
He hates anyone who he thinks is different.
[Chorus]
Hateful Hegseth! Heartless Hegseth!
Hear the he-man huff and roar!
Holier-than-thou Hegseth,
Always hungry for a culture war.

[verse]
Israel gets weapons as the body count climbs—
Arming what experts call genocidal crimes.
He hammers Iran — a girls’ school lies shattered,
Children under rubble, like their lives hardly mattered.

Maduro and his wife kidnapped in a midnight raid,
Cuba choked by a strangling blockade.
He hunts fishermens' boats off Venezuela’s shore,
“No quarter, no mercy”— kill first and ask no more.

[Final Chorus]
Hateful Hegseth! Heartless Hegseth!
Hard men! Haircuts! Hormones! Hoo-rah!
Hard hearts, high explosives, cruelty on display—
And the people in his crosshairs are the ones who pay.

[Outro]
History's full of chest-thumping men
Who promised strength again and again.
But courage isn't whom you hate—
And cruelty doesn't make you great.

Hegseth is hateful

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