Stephen Miller's Masterplan

By Donald A. Smith, PhD, with help from AI tools.

Zis ist mein masterplan. Ya! Zee vunderful dream,
No more asylum-seekers, nein! Zey vanish like steam.
Vee purge zee dissenters, zee press vill comply,
Und ze universities? Zey vill say “Jawohl!” or die.

Ach! Ordnung und purity, vee must restore,
No brownlings or booklings — vee vill punish zee poor!
Vee vill cleanse zee borders und sterilize zee land—
Zee Reich ist reborn! Zis time... fur white Amerikans!

I verk in zee shadows mit vicked delight,
Crafting decrees by zee dawn's early blight.
Zee lawyers, zee judges—I crush dem. Kaputt!
Zey vorship zee Führer or I give them ze boot!

You vill obey zee state, mein loyal sheeplings,
Sing praises to Mein Trump — ignore zee weepings.
Statues of gold und flags held high,
Und children in cages? Just obey, don't cry.

Ach! Glorious cruelty, precision and pain,
Vee make Amerika white and Christian again!
Zee weaklings may whimper, zee woke may flee—
But I write zee future, und it bows to me!

Oppose Herr Trump’s decrees on zee Middle East?
Sie sind Terroristen-Sympathisanten,  at least.
Zee traitors who cry for ze Palestine plight—
Vee brand zem as threats and vanish zem by night!

Zee campuses teachink? Zey foster revolt!
Zee students must goose-step or taste zee jolt.
No woke indoctrination, no gender parade,
Just patriot prayers und white-man brigade!

Give me your tired? Nein! Vee deport zee masses.
Zey sneak across borders? Vee send zem zee gasses.
Zee statue mit torch? Ach! Vee tear it all down—
Make room for mein wall und mein crackdown.

Zee immigrants? Gone!
Zee thinkers? Canceled!
Zee lawyers? Silenced!
Zee press? Muzzled!
Zee soldiers?  Plenty!
Zee billionaires? Happy!

Zis ist mein masterplan, carved in steel,
Zee nation remade mit unbreakable zeal.
So kneel for zee fatherland, raise high zee flag,
Zee meek vill be trampled, zee strong bear zee swag.
No mercy, no questions, no turning back—
Zee purge is divine, und vee lead zee attack!

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