When Prince Charming Meets Princess Repulsive

By Donald A. Smith, PhD.

Using Udio.com for the music and my own lyrics, I created this twisted fairy tale song.



Prince Charming rode in, on his shining white steed,
With a heart full of hope, and a fine noble creed.
When he first saw her, she had a sneer on her face:
Princess Repulsive, without a trace of grace.

It was hate at first sight. She was fat as a whale.
She hated men, what a strange little tale!
Her gown was torn, her hair a mess,
She gave no thought to try to impress.

She had warts on her nose and spite in her heart.
Boy was he shocked when she let loose a fart!
He tried to escape, he wanted to heave.
But she cast a spell, so he couldn't leave.

She tied him up and jumped on the horse
And rode to her home sans an ounce of remorse.
It's too sad to tell what she did with him there.
When looking for love, you better beware.

Prince Charming and Princess Repulsive

Other music

Blessings and Curses Come Unbidden
Uncle Same is Gay (a country music song)
The MAGA Song
Thomas Merton's Prayer for Peace
America the Battleful (O Beautiful for Endless Wars)
O Beautiful for Endless Wars
Rock Opera about U.S. Militarism, Part One
Requiem for Victims of U.S. Wars
Bending Over for Dearest Uncle Sam
Endless War Blues
Windy City Protests -- from Vietnam in '68 to Gaza in '24
No More Blood For Their Endless War: an antiwar folk song made with AI
Machinery of Death (death metal song)
No More Stupid Wars!
Lesser of Two Evils Blues
Eisenhower Warns about U.S. Militarism (folk guitar and voice)
Eisenhower warning about the Military-Industrial Complex (epic chorus)
and Love Song by the U.S. Military Gospel Choir.


Comment on this song



(Comments are moderated to avoid spam)